Happy Birthday Derek

On this day in 1978 there was a shit head born some where in Iowa or Minisota. That shit heads name is Derek Fredrick Plagge. Over the years Derek has migrated from northern to southern Iowa and slowly back north again. Will Derek ever leave Iowa? Who fucking cares as long as he can be found somewhere.

Other names Derek is sometimes called other than shit head are: Logchain, Q-tip, Dereka, Bitch, Fuck and all varitions, fucker, fuckhead, etc.

Today I honor you Derek. Thanks for always being there to give me kick.